
Week 3 of Zen training this morning was good. It was a tough workout but achievable. Before I get into that though, I have something to say…
Dear Austin Chronicle,
YOU SUCK GREAT BIG MONKEY BALLS!!
Okay, I feel a bit better now. *deep breaths*
So I get to training this morning and suddenly there are a dozen new faces and lots of people asking, “are you with the Zen training?” I said yes and introduced myself and a few other people to a couple of the new folks. As more and more people showed up I finally asked, “Are you the folks the Chronicle has chosen for the Zen Challenge?” Why yes, yes they were they all nodded.
This is the point at which I got angry. I leaned over to Raquel, the very nice lady from the Brain and Spine Center and said, “It would have been nice if the Chronicle had informed the rest of us that they’d chosen the team.” Raquel told me that no one had talked to her either and that she’d never met Erin from the Chronicle. Raquel, by the way, attends and participates in the training.
Pretty soon I hear that Erin is parking and will be along shortly. Erin and a photographer show up with some packets and name tags for the Chronicle team and I spot one of the other ladies who’s been coming the past few weeks walk up to the Chronicle group and ask a question. I went over to talk to her and her friend and like me they were upset at not having been told that the Chronicle team had been selected. “I’ve been looking at the website all week waiting for them to announce the winner,” she confided, her friend nodding in agreement. “Me, too!” They were supposed to announce the winners on the 24th but none of us had heard anything. In fact even this morning the website still says:
The entry deadline is over and we are currently reviewing all entries to determine the Club Chronicle Team. Thanks so much for your interest in the Club Chronicle and Team Zen Challenge!
I’m not mad that they didn’t select me. Disappointed, yes. Highly disappointed. I am very angry though that the Chronicle did not have the courtesy to inform us and instead let us find out the way we did. I was so angry at the beginning of the workout that my stomach was just roiling and I had stomach cramps for the first half hour. It was rude. It was unprofessional. It was unkind. I am also disappointed that they didn’t choose a single person who’d been attending the Zen training for the past three weeks. The Zen training that they invited us to join early. Those of us who joined early did so as a way to show commitment and to see what it was like and while the training has been good for us and while it was by no means a waste of our time you’d think they might have talked with Raquel or Patrick to ask about us. I know for a fact that they did not. It is possible they talked with Adam from Zen Foods Fast but he hasn’t been at training the past two weeks. I think that the Chronicle owes us a big apology for the shabby way they treated us. So, once again, I say to Erin at the Chronicle:
Dear Erin,
YOU SUCK GREAT BIG MONKEY BALLS!!
/end Rant
Todays training was what is referred to as “Circuit Training”. Circuit training is a type of interval training that combines strength training with endurance training to benefit your cardiovascular system and improve your strength. To do this you set up a circuit, Patrick chose to use the half mile loop that turns at my 2nd favourite statue in Austin, Stevie Ray Vaughn (read about my favourite Austin statue). At each of the four corners of our circuit we had to do a set of exercises. The corners would be the “stations” of our circuit. At the first station we did 10 lunges.
At the second station we did 10 squat jumps (or perhaps they are called star jumps) where you start in a squat and explode upward.
At the third station we did 10 sit ups and at the fourth we did 10 push ups. I had to do “girl push ups”. Have I mentioned that I’m not in shape? Heh.
By this time my legs were already feeling a bit wobbly but we did the circuit a second time and lastly we walked it for a cool down.
Finally my favourite part arrived. Breakfast. Mmmm those Tokyo Breakfasts make me a happy camper. I had to laugh because as I was grabbing my breakfast another woman said, “I just come for the breakfast.” “Hey,” I said, “that’s MY line!” Chip ate two breakfasts.
We sat on the wall eating our breakfast. The Chronicle’s Zen Challenge team sat down around us. One fella whom I shall henceforth likely refer to as “Annoying Guy” sat next to me. He said, “what this breakfast needs is queso.” Um, no Dickwad, I don’t think so. He was very exuberant during the training and talked a lot. He mentioned stopping off for a burger on the way home. “But I suppose that would be counterproductive. Y’think? He was encouraging to the slower challenge members which will possibly be good. Time will tell. He said to Erin and the photographer, “can I say fuck a lot in my essays?” Being around him certainly made me want to say fuck a lot. Maybe I was just grumpy but I don’t think so because my walking partner expressed annoyance before I did. They assured him that he could and advised him that they were mostly looking for the essays to be “interesting”. I have nothing against those folks who were chosen by the Chronicle. I’m sure they are all deserving. Well, except for “Annoying Guy”. I’m just pissed at the way the Chronicle handled the situation. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I was done ranting.
Patrick mentioned again that we’d probably hate him later. He was right about last week. My ass hurt all week. I’m already feeling todays training!
And thus ended week three. Aside from the Chronicle debacle, it was good. They let us take home an extra breakfast. Guess what I’m having for lunch. Woohoo! How can something so healthy taste so yummy?
Read about Week Two
Read about Week One
Read about Week Four
Week Five Review
Week Six Review
Week Seven Review
Week 10 Review ( I missed 8 & 9 )
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