There is a joke that goes:
Q: What’s the Difference Between Columbus and Hitler?
A: One of them has a holiday.
Yes, I am aware that “Hitler” comparisons are a bit cliché.
Tomorrow will mark the 100th anniversary of the creation of the Columbus Day holiday in the state of Colorado. Yesterday Denver held its annual Columbus Day parade. This year, as in the past two decades, the parade was met with protest by American Indians. Protesters delayed the start of the parade by more than an hour but were eventually hauled away by police.
Today, curious if there were any protests taking place in my neck of the woods, I asked an online community I’m part, the simple question, “Do you know of any protests happening in Austin tomorrow regarding the 100th Anniversary of Columbus Day?”
What resulted from that simple question was a vitriolic diatribe that took me somewhat by surprise. While a couple of people were surprised to learn that there even exists a controversy surrounding Columbus Day, others acted as if I had taken out a personal ad condemning America.
One person said:
Why does everything get tossed on Columbus’s shoulders as he being the progenitor of all that is evil?
I’m not saying all he did was right, but I’d like to point out a few things -
a) you’re judging a 15th century man by 20/21st century standards. It took us longer than halfway between the 20th century before this country did right by African-Americans. Slavery had been happening for centuries at that point, not just in Africa but in conquered countries around the world.
b) He was the commander/commodore of a squadron of 3 ships with resources granted by the Queen (refresh me if I’m wrong). Wouldn’t the use of slaves overseas be indirectly the fault of the Queen, and not Columbus himself? Shouldn’t the most authoritative person in the line hold the responsibility?
c) Who wrote the facts and statistics about Columbus being a genocidal murderer? And why dont we hear about these growing up? We hear about Cortez and the other conquistadors, and their murderous sprees, why not CC? And if he was a genocidal murderer, where are the facts obtained from?
Wow, my question regarding planned protests said all that? I had no idea!
Another person stated:
Columbus is just a symbol. People go around saying Columbus made all the Indians sick and killed them all.
Like he was supposed to guess that his presence would infect the American disease pool with new diseases that they were unable to fight.
And actually, Columbus tried to save the Indians, though he didn’t have either the medical knowledge or resources to stop the native deaths, he did institute the Encomienda system in 1493. Later, Pizarro and Cortez abused the system, but Columbus kept his encomenderos accountable for the wellbeing of the people on their Encomienda grants.
But does it really matter? The people who want a reason to protest rarely delve into the details because if they did, it would muddy their black and white view of themselves.
Four legs good.
Two legs bad.
Now, simply asking a question about planned protests makes me small minded?
Another person suggested that protesting Columbus Day was like, “protesting peanut butter” while yet another suggested I spend my time doing something more worthwhile with my time, like “working in a soup kitchen”.
While one or two people jumped in to “defend” me saying things like, “Columbus was kind of a jerk”, another compared the controversy to “people who don’t want MLK’s birthday celebrated.”
One woman pointed to The People History of the United States” by Howard Zinn and an authority on the evils of Columbus but the person who’d accused me of small mindedness rebutted:
I’ve read the People’s History. Zinn is a good historian and he writes from an important viewpoint, but he isn’t the be all end all of historiography.
Zinn believes that all the ills of Spanish colonialism in Latin America can be traced to Columbus. The enslavement, the torture, the murder, the dehumanization of these people. That is the important thing all relates to the establishment of the encomienda system. While you can look at the system and see in its inception how all the ills of Spanish colonialism sprung from it, saying that Columbus consciously created this system to enslave and dehumanize these people is oversimplifying the complex factors of Early American history.
Remember, the European contact with the American continent also transformed the old world, not as dramatically as it did the new, but these European explorers had no tools of reference with which to work in this new world.
And the Spanish didn’t have Gene Roddenberry to give them the Prime Directive.
The Prime Directive? Yep, that’s it, that’s what was missing! Someone forgot to give Columbus a copy of the Prime Directive. How negligent!
Finally, someone asked, “Wouldn’t your time be better spent protesting something that might actually make a difference in today’s world? Is the world gonna be a better place all of a sudden if Columbus Day was gone?”
Which led me to wonder, “Would it?”
One thing is certain. Columbus isn’t the man they teach us he is in grade school. There is no mention of slave trading. There is no mention of genocide. I think it’s the very fact that we’re brought up believing Columbus to be a hero that makes people so angry when the holiday is questioned. Perhaps we’re just angry at having been lied to all these years.
Perhaps there is nothing that condemns Columbus more than his own words, recorded in his log and diary:
“They… brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for the glass beads and hawks’ bells. They willingly traded everything they owned…. They were well-built, with good bodies and handsome features…. They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron. Their spears are made of cane…. They would make fine servants…. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”
“As soon as I arrived in the Indies, on the first Island which I found, I took some of the natives by force in order that they might learn and might give me information of whatever there is in these parts.”
It seems this controversy is not lacking for emotion.
In the end I have to wonder, “If the indigenous people of this country are offended by this holiday perhaps it’s time to rethink it.” A close examination of Columbus tells me that he is unworthy and that a holiday is his honor is unjustified and un-American.
What do you think? Is Columbus really the stuff of which heroes are made?
Then again, perhaps this whole experience just boils down to “The Internet Dickwad Theory“.
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